Me: Ardmore!!! Oh, Ardmore!
Me: Ardmore, I went to see The Sound of Music at the Hollywood Bowl and I wore suspenders and sang with everything I had and laughed and ate popcorn and realized that Christopher Plummer should only wear grey suits for the rest of his life.
Ardmore: I preferred the brown.
Ardmore: I see your point.
Me: And there were cowbells and a little girl dressed as a bed!
Ardmore: Come again?
Me: It was so cute. And Edelweiss. Edelweiss, Ardy! Edelweiss always.
Ardmore: Oh, I was just writing down: “patient in manic state.”
Me: IT WAS MUSICAL MANIA. THIS IS WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKS LIKE.
Ardmore: It looks like suspenders?
Me: I was working those suspenders. And there were nuns and kids.
Ardmore: Nuns and Kids. That’s a band name.
Me: Ardmore, do you even know what bands are?
Ardmore: I know everything.
Me: Oh, but you don’t know the sound of an entire stadium booing Nazis.
Me: Ardmore? Ardy? Aaaaardmooooore?