The other night, Rachel drove up the coast to hang out in the ‘Bu. She became so distracted and relaxed by the PCH view that she passed my apartment. Meanwhile, I lost track of time and had to frantically rinse the homemade toner out of my hair while she was parking her car. We’re quite the pair, she and I. Together, we’re like…
Tweezers & a Random Facial Hair.
Hatred & Tom Brady.
Oh my gosh, we’re like Freak the Mighty! (She’s probably the brain.)
I gave her one of my really long, lingering hugs (hair smelling included, obviously). I don’t want to brag about my creepy hugs, but if I play it right, I can make my own mom shiver.
We decided to get Lily’s burritos and take them to the beach. Burritos and the beach just go together, like…
T-shirts & Holes.
Smiles & Acne Scars. (These sound like book titles.)
We grabbed our wrapped burritos from Lily herself, and I commented on how fast it was. (It took four minutes.) (THIS IS UNHEARD OF.) She just smiled and wiped away a wisp of hair. “Summer is over. Now we get the real Malibu people… like you.” She waved us off.
Real Malibu person? Me? Aren’t real Malibu people the ones with leather skin and felt hats? Aren’t they the ones with Range Rovers and nannies? Aren’t they teenagers bringing back the nineties with a real vengence? (Scrunchies. Yeesh.)
I almost corrected Lily; I almost told her I’m not from here.I’m not of here. I don’t hold the salt and mountains in my bones! <—I don’t know either.
I’m not really from Malibu, I decided, and then I left.
My Rachel and I sat on Zuma watching the sun disappear. We talked about future dreams, about strategies to collect “secret family recipes,” and about the perfect karaoke song. (I think we need to open our own karaoke place where songs are at least seven years old and consist mainly of Spice Girls, The Cranberries, and U2’s lesser-known hits.) We made fun of the circling seagulls. We watched the surfers and a European family get yelled at by the lifeguard.
And as we ate our burritos and laughed and listened to the waves, a lovely thought flashed across my mind.
“Maybe I am a Malibu person… just a little.” Malibu and I, we go together like…
Baseball Caps & Sweat Stains.
Garlic & Everything.
Capital Letters & Ampersands.
Then a seagull stole Rachel’s ENTIRE BURRITO OUT OF HER HANDS, and we were traumatized for life.
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LOL to the last part!!! sad for rachel, but seagulls do crack me up.